SO FETCH

Its tinkerbells bday!!

So today is my princesses 3rd birthday! (thats 21 in dog years) Omg as if shes older than me!! So I hope everyone got the invites to her bday party, shes super excited! How cute does she look in this outfit??

Ps. don't even bother turning up if you haven't got her a present.

My top diet tips

So my first tip is this thing called the South Beach fat flush. All you have to do is drink cranberry juice for 72 hours! Well ive been drinking this cranberry juice cocktail but its basically the same thing and tastes way nicer!!!

Tip number 2 are these Kalteen bars, they're like Sweedish or something. So I've been eating loads of these recently and apparently they've burned up all my carbs so my body's running on water, so if I look a bit bigger atm its only cuz the water's bloating me dw! In a week im gonna drop 10 pounds and be like all muscle, so im gonna look so hot. Can't wait to see the results!!

I think you should all try these tips cuz I dont wana have to keep seeing fat ppl at school

xoxox

xox pink wonderland xox

I am totes moving my plastics to this pink wonderland.... it's amaze!

All pink everything... totes our style.

TTYL xoxo

#pink #wonderland #cute #allpinkeverything

Fat b*tch

OMG Karen ate like 2 tubs of ice cream last night & kept saying how much she wanted to go to taco bell. If she keeps this up shes gonna get so fat and like I cant be friends with a fat person! Ew!! Like what if she can't fit in to her combat trousers?! She defo can't sit with us without them. Like she keeps saying she can tell the weather with her boobs but I just think its cuz shes getting fat. I've even told her about this all carb diet im on but she wont listen cuz shes so dumb.

Karen if ur reading this, get off ur computer and go to the gym.

How to look fetch in you're combat trousers

So I know everyones gonna copy my combat trousers anyway so I thought I should at least tell you all how to wear them cuz I cant bare to see people wearing them wrong and none of you have better fashion sense than me obvs. These are a few of my fav things to wear with my combat trousers, you should all take note cuz if I see anyone wearing them wrong I will personally victimize you.

TTYL xoxo

Sleepover!!!!

Me and the girlz had like such a fun time last night... They came to mine and my mum took loads of hot photos of us, like how fit do we look in this pic?? I know you're all reading this wishing you looked as good as us but its ok cos like there needs to be some ugly people in the world to like you know even it out.